Gentle Tauradonna Oathsworn/Histoire/ISGPExhibitionChampionship

Short & Skinny
This page exists as a sub-section of a lengthy, wordy Histoire page. It documents a multitude of bad decisions caused by Gentle being a tryhard for a meme Championship title.

Open a dictionary. Then, turn the pages of it to "tragedy." If you don't see anything resembling this section of the ISGP Wiki, something is wrong with your dictionary.

ISGP Exhibition Championship: Crash Team Racing
Gentle Tauradonna Oathsworn joined in on a challenge to race Crash Team Racing. The other challengers were Crystal Fissure, Yogamoanyo, Nintendogen64, Charity Royall, and DessertMonkeyJK. Nintendogen64 spun a "Wheel" to randomly determine which one Arcade Mode Cup would be done for the challenge. It ended up being Wumpa Cup.

The sole GARION MODE Activation was playing as Pura, one of the Handling Class Karts. He was 3rd Place in a close race, with Crystal Fissure in 2nd and Yogamoanyo in 1st.

ISGP Exhibition Championship: HuniePop (Race 1)
Gentle Tauradonna Oathsworn joined in on a challenge to race HuniePop. The other challengers were DantaFanta, who was champion at the time, Yogamoanyo, and TOTOzigemm. They had already discussed at-length about wanting to do a HuniePop race for some time, and Gentle agreed on the basis of HuniePop being one of the only games he had any experience with. Yoga was the one who made the race stipulations, calling it "True Homie%." The goal was to seduce both Tiffany and Jessie, in order to "ruin a family" as Yoga eloquently put it.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, TOTOzigemm won.

Due to the goal being fucking asinine to begin with, and additional stipulations already being present within the race, Gentle could not activate GARION MODE at all. Furthermore, despite playing on Easy Mode, he failed multiple dates in a row. Fed up with the shitshow that was the race, he rage quit the call and only came back to give Danta the footage he had recorded.

Recognizing how dishonourable his 4th (Last) Place performance in HuniePop was, Gentle vocally expressed his dissatisfaction with the ISGP Exhibition Championship. He intended to never challenge for it again, upon coming to the stark realization he would be viciously outclassed by every other competitor no matter what game he chose to play for it. Additionally, he resolved to improve at speedrunning HuniePop to put the game to bed once and for all.

ISGP Exhibition Championship: Pokemon - Crystal Version
Despite not actually appearing in this race, Gentle's spiritual presence was provided as a core component of it. Smudgey (under the Smudger60027 or "Smudger" race car) and Al Molloy (under the "Shigarino" race car) both purposefully made their Pokemon Crystal challenge be "Garion"-themed. Initially a simple race to "make Whitney cry" and obtain the Plain Badge, they included 4 "GARION MODE" Activations to their respective perspectives of the run:


 * 1) Smudgey and Al Molloy both named their Starter Pokemon after Gentle, but changed the names a bit. Smudgey called his Totodile "Jarrian," while Al named his Totodile "Jarrion."
 * 2) Smudgey and Al then declared that nicknaming all their Pokemon was in of itself a "GARION MODE."
 * 3) "Frame 4" had to be used.
 * 4) Only 2 Pokemon could be in the party at any given time, the Egg being an egg-ception. Since Smudgey and Al already had their Totodiles, they each only caught one other Pokemon. Smudgey caught a Rattata, and Al caught a Bellsprout.

Smudgey won, but Al was not far behind when he did.

Initially confused, Gentle found this race to be a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. Since the entire basis of it was founded on expanding "Garion lore," he included it in this Histoire section to vocally recognize he had a positive impact on the ISGP community.

ISGP Exhibition Championship: HuniePop (Race 2)
Having overheard TOTOzigemm was to challenge then-Champion CharmedSky to a race in HuniePop to acquire "All Panties," Gentle Tauradonna Oathsworn decided to join the Exhibition Championship Match. He would also be joined by Yogamoanyo. Knowing full well he wouldn't win, he decided to just humour people in the call anyway and go along with the HuniePop ride.

The results of the match were TOTOzigemm in 1st, CharmedSky in 2nd, Yogamoanyo in 3rd, and Gentle Tauradonna Oathsworn unsurprisingly in 4th (Last).

In an (obvious failure of) attempt to make up for last time, Gentle activated GARION MODE six times:


 * 1) Gentle refused to resign, no matter how poorly he did in the run.
 * 2) Gentle refused to reset the game, even without getting a Bag of Goldfish in the Shop right away to trigger Momo's opening dialogue.
 * 3) Gentle attempted to keep his temper in check, and made a GARION MODE to not lose it. This did not mean he couldn't still be majorly bummed out by doing poorly in the race, though.
 * 4) Gentle pursued an Achievement where he would not talk to the girls he was dating ("Buying Love" Achievement)
 * 5) Gentle pursued an Achievement where he could not give any alcoholic drinks to the girls he was dating ("Sobriety" Achievement)
 * 6) After the run was done (in FOUR FUCKING HOURS), Gentle did a "voice dub" of Kyu's lines after he successfully seduced Venus.

ISGP Exhibition Championship: Crash Bash
When Smudgey was last Champion, he had intended to invite Gentle to join in on an Exhibition race to Crash Bash, which Al Molloy had initially proposed. Gentle accepted, recognizing this was one of the only instances where he would ever be able to race Crash Bash against other people. He had beforehand attempted to race against other people in Games Raced Awfully in Crash Bash twice, but each instance he was unable to join because of real life circumstances beyond his control. With work obligations having proven to be an insufferable nuisance to getting the Crash Bash race done before, this challenge was re-instated a month after it had been originally devised.

The race was to complete Oxide Ride, which first required collection of 22 Trophies, 15 Gems, and 12 Crystals. Gentle won this race, with Al in 2nd and Smudgey in 3rd. Gentle activated the following GARION MODEs in what effectively culminated into a 2nd Miracle Art:


 * 1) Gentle played as Rilla Roo. His mastery of the game comes from playing as the "Hybrid" class, of which Rilla Roo and Dingodile belong to.
 * 2) One of his three opponents had to be Coco Bandicoot. This was mostly a reference to a Running Gag Gentle saw within Crash speedrunners, who liked to include her in their iconography. Gentle did explain, however, that if he played as Coco/Tiny/Dingodile he would have N. Brio be one of his opposition as a GARION MODE, as Platinum Relic Champion Pools included Coco/Brio the least in them.
 * 3) Gentle refused to quit or rage-quit, intending to remain zen. Crash Bash is one of the only games he's any good at, so there was no reason for him to be anything short of "annoyed" by any aspect of the game.
 * 4) Yoga randomly asked Gentle to collect the El Pogo Loco Crystal (as a joke, which was not registered as such until he got to it). Gentle complied, getting it with extreme ease.
 * 5) Gentle also collected the Sky Balls Crystal, intending to reference a running gag one of his fellow streamers (Thatonenewtagerplayer) makes. As this was a point of contention throughout the run, Al and Smudgey declared they would scoop/surrender if Gentle got it first try. While he did not get it first try, he got it while only failing thrice.
 * 6) After winning the race, Gentle switched the game to Spyro 2 and listened to the Winter Tundra soundtrack for however long it would take for Al and Smudgey to finish. He could still move while listening, but he needed to stay in the Winter Tundra Warp Room for the rest of the match.
 * 7) While in the Winter Tundra Warp Room, Gentle ascended using the Low Momentum Jump Charge to get to where the Ripto's Arena Boss Door was. He purposefully had Spyro stand next to Elora.
 * 8) Since Gentle won the race, he would attempt to keep the Exhibition Championship Title for however long he could. This counted as a GARION MODE, since he never thought he would ever acquire the Championship Belt in the first place.

ISGP Exhibition Championship: Shadow the Hedgehog
Danta Fanta challenged Gentle to a Shadow the Hedgehog race. The goal was to do all 3 of Westopolis' Missions. Mayonnaise Doctor also joined in, and proceeded to win even while crashing mid-Chaos Control Glitch activation. Mayo got 1st place, with Gentle in 2nd and Danta in 3rd.

Due to how short the goal was, Gentle could not activate GARION MODE. Furthermore, he did this race while not in the best of mental shape ("less than 50% capacity").

ISGP Exhibition Championship: Crash Bandicoot 2 - Cortex Strikes Back
After winning Shadow the Hedgehog, Mayonnaise Doctor was challenged to Persona 5 by DantaFanta. He retained the title after a close match.

Then, Morgan was supposed to race Mayonnaise Doctor, but rescinded his challenge.

Unsatisfied with the sluggishness in which challenges were happening, Gentle challenged Mayonnaise Doctor to Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back. The goal was to collect 25 Crystals and all 5 Coloured Gems, and defeat Cortex. Two stipulations were made: one was that Red Gem Skip could not be done (meme), and one was no Crystals could be duplicated (not a meme).

Gentle tried to activate GARION MODE while miserable and tired, and the result was just that he wasted everyone's time. Upon dying in Warp Room 3 and recognizing he could not recover the run (MayoDr was almost done with Warp Room 4), Gentle scooped. This confirmed a second title defense for Mayonnaise Doctor.